Babble

This is the kind of stuff that sometimes happens when I'm on AIM.

My buddy Psyko has given me permission to post this transcript. Hope y'all enjoy.


[22:59] psyko1379: but yeah, go rent Southland tales
[22:59] darkmoon1984: aight
[22:59] psyko1379: The Rock, Sean WIlliam Scott, Justin Timberlake
[23:00] psyko1379: alot of big names for a small time production
[23:04] darkmoon1984: can they act though?
[23:04] psyko1379: amazingly yes
[23:06] darkmoon1984: nice
[23:06] darkmoon1984: what is it about?
[23:06] psyko1379: Armageddon
[23:06] darkmoon1984: brb
[23:06] psyko1379: and they drop the line "I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide"
[23:10] darkmoon1984: hahaha
[23:10] darkmoon1984: I might watch it
[23:10] darkmoon1984: just because for some reason imminet doom appeals to me
[23:10] darkmoon1984: hahahaha
[23:11] psyko1379: Yeah, Bassicly, hold on
[23:12] psyko1379: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southland_Tales
[23:12] psyko1379: thar ya go
[23:14] darkmoon1984: hmmmm
[23:14] psyko1379: oh well, not sending lol

[23:15] darkmoon1984: there's no logic behind the chaos engine
[23:15] darkmoon1984: haha
[23:15] psyko1379: actually there is
[23:15] darkmoon1984: you sent me a link to the wiki on el paso
[23:15] darkmoon1984: dood
[23:15] darkmoon1984: i was born thewre
[23:15] darkmoon1984: lol
[23:15] psyko1379: nice
[23:16] psyko1379: but the global deceleration is caused by Fluid karma, which was created by the Neo- Marxist to create a rift in Space time, and I won't ruin the rest for you
[23:17] darkmoon1984: maaaaaaah
[23:17] darkmoon1984: the scientist in me kills whatever fun the movie might be
[23:17] psyko1379: nah, it's a good one
[23:17] darkmoon1984: a planet slowing down would never rip space time
[23:18] psyko1379: no, but the Liquid Karma machiene does, as a side effect of creating the machiene
[23:18] psyko1379: the planet slowing down is what is causing the chemical equilebrium in human brains to go whacked as fuck, and then an appocalyptic crime spree to break out
[23:19] darkmoon1984: hmmm
[23:19] darkmoon1984: mah
[23:19] darkmoon1984: i'll watch it
[23:19] darkmoon1984: if only to poke holes through their reasoning
[23:19] darkmoon1984: lol
[23:19] psyko1379: lol, I WINS!
[23:19] psyko1379: you won't be able to
[23:20] darkmoon1984: wann abet?
[23:20] psyko1379: "Destroy Capatilism, Dethrone God..." thats the Neo Marxist statment, and thats what the movie is created around
[23:20] psyko1379: sure
[23:20] psyko1379: I bet you.... a cookie.....
[23:21] darkmoon1984: it's on then *grin*
[23:21] darkmoon1984: oh
[23:21] darkmoon1984: have you watched children on men?
[23:21] psyko1379: oh?
[23:21] psyko1379: watched wha?
[23:21] darkmoon1984: *cough* children OF men
[23:22] darkmoon1984: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/
[23:22] psyko1379: No, I wanted to though
[23:22] psyko1379: it looked amazin
[23:22] darkmoon1984: it's gooooood
[23:22] darkmoon1984: the ending sucks assholes
[23:22] psyko1379: I bet
[23:22] darkmoon1984: but it's worth it
[23:23] psyko1379: wha
[23:23] psyko1379: it does..... ok I'll watch it anyways
[23:23] psyko1379: Jumper wasn't bad
[23:23] darkmoon1984: hehe
[23:23] darkmoon1984: it appeals to the human in you
[23:23] psyko1379: but I'm not human
[23:23] darkmoon1984: =_=
[23:23] darkmoon1984: you know what i mean
[23:23] darkmoon1984: it reaches into your psyche
[23:24] psyko1379: As I was saying to blazer, I am going to become the first non-mortal
[23:24] psyko1379: not Imortal, just non-mortal
[23:24] psyko1379: and appealing to my psychee... I like the sound of that
[23:24] darkmoon1984: hehe
[23:24] darkmoon1984: well
[23:24] darkmoon1984: if you think about it
[23:25] darkmoon1984: you are only as mortal as the memory of you is lasting
[23:25] psyko1379: but that is Imortal
[23:25] psyko1379: that is your memory or idea carying on
[23:25] psyko1379: I want my being to cary on
[23:26] darkmoon1984: no it's not
[23:26] psyko1379: how so
[23:26] darkmoon1984: your memory will last as long as the eople that knew you live
[23:26] psyko1379: mehhhhh
[23:26] darkmoon1984: once the last person that kew you or herld a memory of you is dead
[23:26] darkmoon1984: the memory's gone
[23:27] darkmoon1984: unless you make it into history, you're destined to fade
[23:27] psyko1379: thats why you burn it into a genetic signature in a god
[23:27] darkmoon1984: but
[23:27] darkmoon1984: if gods have genes
[23:27] darkmoon1984: then
[23:27] darkmoon1984: they're no different from us
[23:27] darkmoon1984: are they?
[23:27] darkmoon1984: think about it
[23:27] psyko1379: of course they are
[23:27] darkmoon1984: we're all gods
[23:28] psyko1379: omnipotence, Gods are just more fluid forms of solid energy than we are
[23:28] darkmoon1984: hehe
[23:28] darkmoon1984: you're fun to takl to
[23:28] darkmoon1984: ^^
[23:28] darkmoon1984: you're smart
[23:28] darkmoon1984: in anycase
[23:28] psyko1379: we are energy, they are fluid, we are alive, they are non living, we are mortal, they are eternal
[23:28] psyko1379: and thank you XD
[23:28] darkmoon1984: the idea of god/s appeals to the spiritual me
[23:28] darkmoon1984: but the scientist in me reject the idea with a passion
[23:29] psyko1379: I don't want there to be a god
[23:29] darkmoon1984: so you mean god is the energy of the universe?
[23:29] darkmoon1984: heh
[23:29] darkmoon1984: just like me
[23:29] psyko1379: that just means one last war that we have to wage with a being that dosen't care for us
[23:29] darkmoon1984: why should a god care for creatures as flawwed as us?
[23:30] darkmoon1984: why would it bother to create us in the first place?
[23:30] darkmoon1984: it messes with your head sometimes doesn't it?
[23:30] psyko1379: Because we are the work of that being, we are the bastard stepchildren, and we should be taken care of or taken out
[23:31] darkmoon1984: here's what I think
[23:31] psyko1379: of course it makes your head spin, we can't reason on the same level of a deity, he created us to be dumber than that lol
[23:31] darkmoon1984: where all the me's seem to come together an agree
[23:31] darkmoon1984: god/s=energy
[23:31] psyko1379: I like so far
[23:31] darkmoon1984: they/it exists since the birth of the universe
[23:31] darkmoon1984: not before
[23:31] darkmoon1984: but SINCE then
[23:32] darkmoon1984: it has never done anything
[23:32] darkmoon1984: it just exists
[23:32] darkmoon1984: like the energy it is
[23:32] darkmoon1984: and by chance
[23:32] darkmoon1984: we're here
[23:32] darkmoon1984: not so much as chance if you really think about it
[23:32] darkmoon1984: it doesn't take a genius to know we're not alone
[23:33] darkmoon1984: whether we aknowledge it or not
[23:33] psyko1379: we're a happy accident, like pennicellin
[23:33] darkmoon1984: there's other races out there
[23:33] darkmoon1984: all product of chance
[23:33] darkmoon1984: just like us
[23:33] darkmoon1984: heh
[23:33] psyko1379: oh of course, with all this excess of univers how the fuck are we the only thing
[23:33] darkmoon1984: agreed
[23:33] darkmoon1984: then again
[23:34] darkmoon1984: we base our judgement on something as abstract as life
[23:34] darkmoon1984: WHAT is life anyway?
[23:34] darkmoon1984: think about that
[23:34] darkmoon1984: we are as alive as the atoms that make up our bodies
[23:34] darkmoon1984: right?
[23:34] psyko1379: yup thats about it
[23:35] darkmoon1984: exactly
[23:35] darkmoon1984: so
[23:35] darkmoon1984: what is life?
[23:35] psyko1379: everything and nothing
[23:35] psyko1379: ha speaking in enigmas! lol
[23:35] darkmoon1984: *smile*
[23:35] darkmoon1984: but you're right
[23:35] darkmoon1984: we really can't define life
[23:35] psyko1379: because theres no such thing
[23:35] psyko1379: never has been
[23:36] darkmoon1984: and we use a rather arbitray system to differ from what's alive and what's not
[23:36] darkmoon1984: heh
[23:36] psyko1379: yup "POKE IT WID A STIKK!"
[23:36] darkmoon1984: do you know what the scientific definition of a living organism is?
[23:37] psyko1379: Live? There is no such thing as a "universal" scientific team, scienc still hasn't found out what bonds the neucleus togeather, how in the fuck can we define life
[23:37] darkmoon1984: we can't
[23:37] psyko1379: yup
[23:37] darkmoon1984: but they define what's alive by using a very simple list of things
[23:38] darkmoon1984: to be alive
[23:38] psyko1379: Breath, fuck, eat
[23:39] darkmoon1984: it has to feed, reproduce by itself and react to the environment around it
[23:39] darkmoon1984: and believe it or not
[23:39] darkmoon1984: viruses
[23:39] darkmoon1984: are not considered living things
[23:39] psyko1379: yup, nonliving
[23:39] darkmoon1984: but they still do all those things
[23:40] psyko1379: learned that awhile ago lol, I'm not that retarded lol
[23:40] darkmoon1984: see how absolutely retarded it i?
[23:40] darkmoon1984: i know you're not
[23:40] psyko1379: that it is
[23:40] darkmoon1984: what i mean is
[23:40] darkmoon1984: the system is flawed
[23:40] psyko1379: I know, I'm just fucking with ya
[23:40] darkmoon1984: so how can they even begin to try to define what life is?
[23:40] darkmoon1984: mah
[23:40] darkmoon1984: you're at least trying
[23:40] darkmoon1984: hahaha'
[23:41] psyko1379: So fix the system, fuck the god, smite the mortals
[23:42] darkmoon1984: maybe finally defining life would be killing god
[23:42] psyko1379: Or finding other life
[23:42] darkmoon1984: that would be higly improbable
[23:42] darkmoon1984: i mean
[23:42] darkmoon1984: life islife
[23:42] darkmoon1984: just that
[23:42] darkmoon1984: why would you find another one?
[23:43] darkmoon1984: there's different kinds of it?
[23:43] psyko1379: No, like on another planet
[23:43] psyko1379: that kills; Islam, Christanity, and Judaisim right there, and mabey they'll be able to fix our shit lol
[23:44] darkmoon1984: so you would ratehr have some other life form cme and try to fix us?
[23:44] darkmoon1984: that's rather selfish
[23:44] darkmoon1984: and childish
[23:44] psyko1379: that is true, but wisdom comes with age, and I'm a Vodka and coke fuled 17 year old lol
[23:45] psyko1379: and not nessecarilly "Fix" us, but more, kick us in the balls and tell us whats up XD
[23:45] darkmoon1984: so
[23:46] darkmoon1984: you don't think they would be as fucked up as we are?
[23:46] darkmoon1984: really
[23:46] darkmoon1984: what are the chanes that all life out there is enlightened?
[23:46] darkmoon1984: they
[23:46] darkmoon1984: re probbly all as fucked-up as we are
[23:47] psyko1379: who does, mabey this place never had a Hitler to wipe every one else, or killed Ghandi or Bob Marley, and holy shit, Kurt Kobains there too!
[23:49] darkmoon1984: haha
[23:49] darkmoon1984: or maybe hitler won there
[23:50] psyko1379: who knows, and it's the perfect Aryan race world
[23:50] darkmoon1984: and it's full of in-bred, white asshoels who have a god complex and erectile dysfunction
[23:50] psyko1379: lawl
[23:51] psyko1379: Hey, I'm Aryan, just not a Nazi-asshole
[23:51] darkmoon1984: no you're not
[23:51] darkmoon1984: you're human
[23:51] darkmoon1984: you bleed red
[23:51] darkmoon1984: just like me
[23:52] psyko1379: ope, kinda greenish purpleish orangeish black
[23:52] psyko1379: normally
[23:52] darkmoon1984: =___=
[23:52] darkmoon1984: *smacks*
[23:53] darkmoon1984: haha